Friday, January 7, 2011

Hoodrat Toni

Hi everyone,


you may or may not have figured out by now that I'm no native english speaker -

I am from Germany and my English is still far from perfect. If you encounter any blatant errors which just hurt your eye in any of my postings, feel free to point them out in the comments as I'm always happy to improve my skills. :)


But as a German trying to provide you with all kinds of... kind of informational stuff, I totally felt like serving you a piece of german culture today.

German internet culture, that is.


Below I embedded a video starring Vollassi Toni, which pretty much translates to "Tony the Hoodrat".

Toni's video "The Truth", sadly the only one we ever got to see this man in, is a pretty well known one in Germany and has countless numbers of parodies and remixes.

It's basically nothing but a man telling us about his feelings regarding the female gender. Oh, and he's pretty honest and uh... unrestrained while doing so.


As I'm going to assume my average reader's German is a bit rusty, I posted a subbed version of course. I originally planned to sub it myself for you guys and girls, but I just happened to find a subbed version minutes ago, and I was happy to find that the subtitles were really accurate and fitting.



Now whether or not you agree with this man's statements, it's one hell of a funny watch either way!
So without further ado I present to you...




Vollassi Toni, or "Tony the Hoodrat"







Greets,
Wesh
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45 comments:

  1. BartJanuary 7, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    wat is this? some sort of washed up old guido? lol

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  2. RawrJanuary 7, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    wtf XD

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  3. ArianJanuary 7, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Sad to say but... It's the truth

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  4. WeshJanuary 7, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Pantheon, you wouldn't guess how many people think about Tony just like you do :P

    I think that's the main reason why this vid got so popular in here - many men agree with him to some degree.
    even though the way he expresses himself is priceless!

    now I wouldn't dare to state that I'm with him - I plan on having some female readers in here as well you know ;)

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  5. SamJanuary 7, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Your English is quite ok.

    Very funny vid there

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  6. Mister SharafJanuary 7, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    nice blog, followin you


    visit my place: www.yourchilltime.blogspot.com

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  7. ZakkJanuary 7, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Ich spriche ein bissen deutsche :P

    I understood bits of it, but the captions helped a lot lol but the video was hilarious!

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  8. Joel C AnatoliJanuary 7, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    some wise words there toni...

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Hey! Thanks for stoppin' by my site. Followin'.

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  10. Come At Me BroJanuary 7, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    Nice vid!

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  11. BrutJanuary 7, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Video doesn't work for me. :(

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  12. BrutJanuary 7, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Also,

    Ein Junge unter einem Flugzeug!

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  13. stmJanuary 7, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    i'm sure toni gets more ass than he can handle.

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  14. WeshJanuary 7, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Hi,

    Brut, you sure it's not just Youtube being mean to you?

    If other people are also not able to watch the video, let me know!

    I'll download it and put it up here for you guys and gals to download it then.

    It's of great cultural importance, you shouldn't miss out on this video!

    Greets,
    Wesh

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  15. Suciô SanchezJanuary 7, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Eurodouche!

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  16. IsaacJanuary 7, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    Heh I'm German too, 3rd generation though so I speak almost none at all

    Sweet blog though, followed you wanna check out and follow my retro gaming blog?

    http://16bitisnotcool.blogspot.com/

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  17. AnonfourtwentyJanuary 7, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    I lol'd.

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  18. Aaron The BaronJanuary 7, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Your english is okay dude lol

    and yeah this guy's probably right about most girls but... all of them? nahh, there's one here or there that isn't all crazy... or smart as he says lol

    oh and hey, check out my blog if you'd like, I write about my random thoughts on day-to-day things: http://lifeofbaron.blogspot.com

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  19. Major MackJanuary 7, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    ba-bam ba-bam ba-bam; yeah boy!

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  20. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 7, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    Definitely a douche canoe. Cool blog, and your English is actually really good. Better than mine after a few beers, anyhow.

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  21. Fire PursuitJanuary 8, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    lol. this guys is pretty fucked up. sobing about a girl no doubt.

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  22. Niklas und SabethJanuary 8, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    O.O Oh gott ich kannte das garnicht... BAM B-AM B-AM
    !!!

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  23. Ante BabajaJanuary 8, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    guido much?

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  24. J8888January 8, 2011 at 4:59 AM

    good english to say its not your native language mate!

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  25. TeutorixJanuary 8, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    Hey! Thanks for following. Funny video :)

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  26. JayPowerJanuary 8, 2011 at 6:12 AM

    Your english is fine bro, the more you use it the better it will get!

    So keep up the posts, im staying tuned ;D

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  27. KickenChickenzJanuary 8, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    The modern day prophet for men, I love what this man is saying hahahahaha

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  28. The VikingJanuary 8, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    I think your English is pretty good, dude! :)

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  29. TeutorixJanuary 8, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    That guy in the video should get auto-tuned. Just saying...

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  30. Monster MadnessJanuary 8, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Lol, that vid was pretty weird!

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  31. HereForTheMusicJanuary 8, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    lol @ the video!

    Anyway, your English is better than some of the native speakers!

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  32. G345tJanuary 8, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    I can understand fine man. Keep it up!

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  33. level85nerdJanuary 9, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    Keep it up dude, really nice.

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  34. HorussJanuary 9, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    good stuff people

    http://dc-hair-laserremoval-washington.blogspot.com/

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  35. Cpt PownzorJanuary 9, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    that is some german jersey shore

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  36. Golden EraJanuary 9, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Does anyone know where Toni is?

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  37. Solsby KidJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:12 AM

    I couldn't see any mistakes! And great vid!

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  38. HoshiJanuary 10, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    I love this Vollassi hah :D

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  39. Justsayin'January 10, 2011 at 8:10 AM

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  40. Justsayin'January 10, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    LOL good post!

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  41. DrQmn1January 10, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    nice post and a nice blog you have there

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  42. Mot BuchananJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Saw your post on my blog.
    A machine gun and a chainsaw will both eventually show up on the blog. Along with a lot of other strange weaponry.

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  43. forkfantasyJanuary 13, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    What a great guy XD

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  44. TheDude748January 16, 2011 at 4:07 AM

    hahaha, good find. i look forward to more posts :)

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  45. MetatronJanuary 17, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Holy crap, I thought English was your first language. You write it very well.

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